Elbow Grease H2O Personal Lubricant

Elbow Grease H2O is a luxurious blend of Aloe Vera water and Vitamin E. Perfectly compatible with condoms, it mimics some silicone-based lubricants providing a touch and feel like no other.

Ideal for muddy trails as well as certain practices forbidden to sandbox lovers, H2O Personal lubricant remains water-based.

Claimed by some insiders, its greasy but non-sticky texture is a delicacy.

For those who know about lubricants and are looking for the unobtainable.