Well I say, thank you My.Size for offering us in all sizes from 47 to 69mm wide, colored, flavored and textured condoms!
Yes, "Das ist eine Revolution, Herr General!
The German brand of condoms My.Size are the first in the World to finally offer condoms in various textures, colors and flavors!
The colored condoms are red and blue.
The flavored condoms are strawberry flavored from Bavaria, hand picked by one-eyed dwarfs, speaking Javanese and writing lines of code in MidJourney (LOL, I'm checking that you're reading these lines!).
Anyway, it's going to be a lot of yelling in the halls, Capote artists!
Order today and you will be delivered :
For Paris only :
- before 18h02 tomorrow, by courier 1h30.
- before 19h32 tomorrow, by courier 3h00.
For the Suburbs :
- before 12:30 a.m. tomorrow, by courier 4h00.
For the whole France :
- on Tuesday 26th of November, with SoColissimo D+3 and Free Delivery.
